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I Better Be Good

(Alice Cooper, Erik Scott, Dick Wagner)

If I ain't cool my daddy gonna send me to Military School
If I ain't nice my girlie gonna freeze me with cold shoulder ice
If I'm real late my teacher gonna use me for alligator bait
So, I better be good
I better be good

If I jump on the gas the cops are gonna jump all over my back
If I smoke too much doctor says he's gonna put my lungs in a crutch
If I'm caught without my pants consuelo's dad is gonna shoot until he sees me dance

So, I better be good
I had better be good
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice

Na na na na na ni na ni nice
Na na na na na ni na ni nice
You better be nice tonight

If I spray it on the seat lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat
If I spewey too fast lover's gonna stick my Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin I'll know I had it out when I shoulda kept it in
Ow.

I better be good
I better be good
I better be good
Ooh.

You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice

I'd better be nice tonight - yeah
Nice, nice, nice
Nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice

Na na na na na ni na ni nice
Na na na na na ni na ni nice