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Prettiest Cop On The Block (3:13)

(Alice Cooper, Davey Johnstone, Fred Mandel)

I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer
And I work with the Vice Squad when I can
And when I pull out my badge they forget all my glamour
Little guys all surprised take a seat
For me it's a first I'm a man

I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I'm cool and I'm so mean
Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I've handcuffed your desire
I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
My kids are confused and my wife is a shock

I'm a full blooded man not a weak immitation
I like to flex my arms in the neon lights
I'm a queen on the street and a king at the station
It's a secret of mine, not a sign I'm gonna make that right

Cause I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I'm cool and oh so mean
I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I've handcuffed your desire
I got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
My kids are confused and my wife is a shock

I must look pretty shocking
In my bullet proof vest
With my black lace stockings
All this hair on my chest
When the boys see me coming
All the boys start to run
They all got their real big holsters
And I got the only gun

Because I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I'm cool and I'm so mean
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I've handcuffed your desire
I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
My kids are confused and my wife is a shock

I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
And I'm cool, so mean
I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I've handcuffed your desire
I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty,
So pretty, yes, I'm gorgeous
I'm really lovely..
And I'm so mean, so mean..
I'm damn mean
And I'm pretty...
I'm so mean..

Alice Cooper: Lead Vocals
Duane Hitchings: Keyboards
Danny Johnson: Guitar
Craig Krampf: Drums
Mike Pinera: Guitar
Erik Scott: Bass

Song Information

Television appearances:
Alice In Paris (13th September 1981, France)