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The Congregation (3:59)

(Alice Cooper / Bob Ezrin / Tommy Henriksen)

Now you're here, so have no fear I'm just your friendly guide
So come along, 'cause you belong You joined us when you died

From your birth until your final breath
I'm proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death

Welcome to the congregation (hey, hey)
I hope we meet your expectation (hey, hey)
A little tiny pinch of deviation

We understand what you had planned
Goes by another name
Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring
Well... isn't that a shame?

Your application sadly was denied
But let's be clear, we love you here, you're on the other side

Welcome to the congregation (hey, hey)
I hope we meet your expectation (hey, hey)
We promise it won't stain your reputation

The Guide:
Ah, as you can see over here the Broken Glass Chamber of the boys from Wall St.
Let's here it for the boys! (ohhhh)
And here in the Eternal Mariachi Room for the defrocked priest and the telemarketers (ohhhh)
And, of course, in the totally Fiery Pit of Boiling Death the lawyers, pimps and mimes...

Welcome to the congregation (hey, hey)
Welcome to the congregation (hey, hey)
Welcome to the congregation (hey, hey)
I hope we meet your expectation (hey, hey)
So thanks for dropping by here
We're really gonna try here
But in the end you know you're gonna fry... fry... fry here

Umm.. excuse me sir. Is there a bathroom here?

The Guide - Rob Zombie
Lead Guitar - Steve Hunter and Tommy Henriksen
Acoustic Guitar, Piano, Keyboards, Percussion, Programming - Tommy Henriksen
Keyboards - Bob Ezrin
Bass - JImmie Lee Sloas
Drums - Scott WIlliamson
Background vocals - Bob Ezrin, Tommy Henriksen, Kip Winger