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I'm The Coolest (3:57)

(Alice Cooper, Dick Wagner, Bob Ezrin)

You know that I'm the coolest that's ever come around
You'll notice things get hotter whenever I'm in town
I mean, I gotta be the coolest, who else could it be?
Everybody knows who's really cool Me

Let's face it, I'm the greatest, I'm Mr. Number One
My hometown built a statue to their favorite son
I mean I gotta be the greatest
I'm just a ball of fun
I mean I'm definitely the greatest
I'm also the coolest

You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny
I'm gonna save a little for myself

Yeah baby, come over here a minute
Who is the coolest?
I mean how do I look? Yeah

You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny
I'm gonna save a little for myself

You know the day I was born there were these four dudes up on a hill
They said they saw this star hanging out over town
And the whole world seemed to stand still
It made the Sunday papers
I guess it proves for sure
I am the coolest
I am the greatest
I am the baddest
I am the smoothest
I'm just the best
Sand dancer come on
Ah yeah

Right

Alice Cooper: Lead Vocals
Jim Gordon: Drums
Tony Levin: Bass
Jim Maelen: Percussion, Soft Shoe
Dick Wagner: Guitar
Steve Hunter: Lead Guitar
Bob Ezrin: Piano