Originally Published: June 14, 2000
Prince Charles and Camila. Should they get married?
"Oh, yeah! Of course they should - I think it's inevitable. They've been going out for 42 years or something. I think it's about time they did something about it. I don't think it would be a big surprise to anyone, would it? I think most people in the world probably know by now that they're an item. I bet even the Queen Mother has her suspicions. Even in America we know who they are an Everybody's just going: 'Will they just do something?' And I hear the Queen met her, so I guess that's the stamp of Royal approval. Hey, tell 'em it would probably by kind of fun for them to get married. Or maybe they should just carry on as they are and have an affair for 70 years. Either way, I'm not sure anyone could really care!"